
Kids in the future will eat snack food out of little packages? Timmy you are such a fibber!
Tasty
Pesto made from garlic scapes, shared by LearningandYearning.
Gluten-free cheese crackers, shared by Attainable Sustainable.
DIY taco shells. Basically tortillas crisped into submission.
Garbanzo bean blonde brownies. Glad I’m not the only one sneaking beans into things.
Outrageous
Getting rid of the arsenic you didn’t know you were eating. It’s a component in fertilizer, easily taken up by rice, hence this poison found in BABY FORMULA. But wait, it gets better. Arsenic is also used in chicken feed. Know why? Arsenic causes blood vessels to explode so the meat you buy looks pinker. Screaming yet?
Have some glue with your steak. In kindergarten we were told eating paste was wrong. Apparently because it wasn’t lunch time.
Interesting
They had the equivalent of refrigerators 4,000 years ago. Heat too. Possibly saunas. Who feels advanced now?
26 things you didn’t know about fast food around the world. For example, when KFC first translated the slogan “finger lickin’ good” into Chinese, it came out as “eat your fingers off.”
Useful
Make grain-free dog treats. Your dogs will bloody well appreciate it.
Silly
Cats eating their way through the alphabet. Because they want to, that’s why.

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